Mastodawn

Empress of Mars: Undisputed Dec 17, 2024

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Empress of Mars: Undisputed Sep 3, 2024

This, my dear timid friends, is how you have to deal with these people.

Empress of Mars: Undisputed Aug 12, 2024

Thanks for your contribution, chudiverse. It's really comforting to see that the memetic arsenal of our enemies has still not advanced past the fifth-grade level and probably never will.

*picks up a rubber stamp that says "WE'RE RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE," stamps this feeble insult, and files it straight up her butt since that is apparently the level of maturity we're engaging at here*

Can you fucking imagine being intimidated by this infantile scrawling? Can you imagine being *stuck* in that mindset into your adulthood?

Empress of Mars: Undisputed Mar 7, 2024

Huh. That's new.

Empress of Mars: Undisputed Jan 29, 2024

holy fuck

behold the rotation viii

it's like the kobold to a standard cabinet's dragon

i am gonna marry this machine someday 🙀

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Empress of Mars: Undisputed Jan 27, 2024

basically imagine this little champion only metallic pink, deceptively plump, seemingly faceless until the MAAAAAW opens up, chaotic neutral, and just generally real real crummy :D

Empress of Mars: Undisputed Jan 22, 2024

Well, that's odd. This is a screenshot from Marge Be Not Proud. Look at how on the left-hand side the digits are clearly hand-drawn but on the right they look like they're printed or maybe some Letraset sort of thing. And stocking #4 has six digits, in both scripts, while the others only have five! I wonder what could have possibly happened in production?!