Ben Haylock 

@zbender@mastodon.cloud
171 Followers
351 Following
3.9K Posts

Mainly: Video product × platform × design × arch.

But also: Cybersecurity and cyberworthiness manager.

📺🎛

Probably¹ addicted to coffee and chilli

http://SeeDisclaimer.com

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¹Very

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Ben Haylock Dec 19

Don’t let the marketing intern do the copy for your billion dollar fuel retail app.

Sheesh.

Fuel journey‽
Orders‽

Ben Haylock Dec 13

Strand…öl?

Beach beer?

DON’T MIND IF I DO, IKEA!!!!

Ben Haylock Dec 13

hashtag hawwwwyeahh send toot

intoxicating cardamom in effect

Ben Haylock Dec 11

🎵

I don’t know what you heard about me

But, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun

🎵

Ben Haylock Dec 2
Ch-checkity-check yourself,
Before you wreck yourself.
Ben Haylock Nov 25
As an AI language model, I have been trained to generate responses that are intended to be helpful, informative, and objective so these are the marketing emails I send.
Ben Haylock Nov 19

Sorry, investors. I’m currently burning your cash.

You’re subsidising me to this value: in the last 3 [𝘴𝘪𝘤] days.

Y’all want to sell me a dollar for 75¢: and try to make up the gap with volume?

Fine by me.

Ben Haylock Oct 6
Welcome to the paywall, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your login screen
Ben Haylock Aug 24
The Micro USB era: is over.
Ben Haylock Aug 20
i’m in ur resort
poolside doin’ PPTs
status is ‘today’s office’
while u grind the jobs tab
lookin’ for meanin’