Ben Haylock 

@zbender@mastodon.cloud
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Mainly: Video product × platform × design × arch.

But also: Cybersecurity and cyberworthiness manager.

📺🎛

Probably¹ addicted to coffee and chilli

http://SeeDisclaimer.com

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¹Very

Vetted ✔️https://gkoya.com/
Confirmed 💮https://gkoya.com/
Verified ✅https://gkoya.com/

Don’t let the marketing intern do the copy for your billion dollar fuel retail app.

Sheesh.

Fuel journey‽
Orders‽

Strand…öl?

Beach beer?

DON’T MIND IF I DO, IKEA!!!!

hashtag hawwwwyeahh send toot

intoxicating cardamom in effect

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I don’t know what you heard about me

But, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun

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Ch-checkity-check yourself,
Before you wreck yourself.
As an AI language model, I have been trained to generate responses that are intended to be helpful, informative, and objective so these are the marketing emails I send.

Sorry, investors. I’m currently burning your cash.

You’re subsidising me to this value: in the last 3 [𝘴𝘪𝘤] days.

Y’all want to sell me a dollar for 75¢: and try to make up the gap with volume?

Fine by me.

Welcome to the paywall, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your login screen
The Micro USB era: is over.
i’m in ur resort
poolside doin’ PPTs
status is ‘today’s office’
while u grind the jobs tab
lookin’ for meanin’