This is how I got married.

Well… First I panicked, then we got drunk, then 3 years later we got married. That was >20 years ago. Been going ok since.

(Apparently there were at least 3 others that were jealous she “won”… Lol I had no idea. I’m just the weirdo that treated women like fellow humans/friends and not objects.)

I thought she was Louie Anderson planning Zach Galifianakis’s mom but s Baskets.

It’s ok as long as enough other people share the same delusion.

Yet, If I tell them the voices in my head told me to watch the light drain from my prey’s eyes as it dies before I eat…

Well, they are working on it, at least for certain demographics.

So I guess there was a chance, or why would they bother now.

de nada!

Now we have Oxycodone.

Turns out that is the Opiate of the people.

The sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions… Manufactured by Purdue.

If we had memes in the 1930’s everyone would be like “dang it’s Hitler this and Hitler that all day, can we talk about something else, like how we hate immigrants and Jews”.

1934 Germay: “Hitler visits Italy to make peace, while an unhappy France, accompanied by the God of War, watches.”

1934, Meanwhile in America: “America for the ‘Americans’! The extraordinary increase in the population of Negroes and Jews is causing headaches for the more established Americans.”

Though, I suspect they were likely separated by time more so than organizational inefficiecy.

I agree. Anyone who believes, who believes in Imaginary Sky Magic should be rounded up and put into camps.

Let’s start with the Evangelicals.

Pics or it didn’t happen.