Mastodawn

Close your eyes and breathe. Clear your mind. Imagine a calm beach. Picture some grass, gently swaying in the breeze. Picture a rotating cube. Wait, not a cube, an orb. Did you picture a cube. We did the sequence wrong. Picture a beach. The cube's still there, isn't it. Dammit. There's no fixing this, your brain is fucked. I'm gonna have to cut in there, stay still

yuubi 5d ago

PallasRiot 5d ago

When I run into LLMbot apologia I like to comment "how much money did you lose on apes" they don't seem to appreciate it

yuubi May 25

ra6bit May 25

I parle my francais with a lot of anglais, that way ça sounds like merde to le monde.

yuubi May 23

furranium May 22

Because it's been a while since I've shared a story and I hear people like my stories, I'm pleased to give a retelling of a recent incident. Thankfully, no injuries just a near miss. https://www.funraniumlabs.com/2026/05/time-vs-admnisitrative-controls/

Time vs. Admnisitrative Controls - Funranium Labs

"ALL administrative controls will fail over time. The question is how long do you get until that happens."

Funranium Labs

yuubi May 23

ThatSexToyGuy May 22

"have you got a minute to hop on a quick call"

bitch have you got a minute to hop out of a quick window

yuubi May 13

⁡jaseg 🔜 GPN24 May 13

Stopping the system fans to heat up the system to shift clock phase by a few femtoseconds is one of the less hinged ideas I’ve seen come out of CERN lol.

(AFAIU this was an experiment for a software retrofit to hardware otherwise incapable of such adjustments)

yuubi May 11

Chris Petrilli May 11

Douglas Adams died 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad. And has been widely regarded as a very bad thing.

yuubi May 11

J. B. Crawford May 11

- money
- blood
- good intentions

yuubi May 4

Δ-44203.1 'Carbon'

May 2

rhythmic thumping
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
beweep beweep beweep beweep
1.5T
nyoom nyoom
REAL MRI FM
brrt brrt brrt
WHERE WE IMAGE NOTHING BUT MAGNETIC RESONANCE
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pwepewpwepewpwepewpwepew
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S PULSE SEQUENCE
imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing

yuubi May 3

Paul Bowsher May 2

@neil fun story: when I was 15 I registered askjeves.co.uk, copied the site and made it respond with “Piss off, I’m busy” to any question. They threatened to sue my parents, I was obviously terrified so immediately transferred the domain. Their lawyers later confessed it was the funniest thing they’d seen. I was not popular with my parents for a while.