@[email protected] I joined the instance is that right? I don't know what's happening. I've been working on prototypes for Metro State's new website for two weeks and my brain is a mushy goo because it's all the work that ever there was.
@[email protected] "Oh, you're mistaking my unwillingness to play these psychotic political games over nothing important as positivity. THAT'S SO PRECIOUS, C'MERE SO I CAN GIVE YOUR FOREHEAD A LITTLE KISS!" —me, talking to basically everyone I've ever worked with
@[email protected] Also: sleepy 4-H kid, local media celebrity sighting (maybe this one's just a gray-haired dude in a polo shirt outlined in green) and a bundle of money with wings.
@[email protected] Cheese curd (could also double as a Poppler for a Futurama set), fancy chicken, overheated bunny and avoiding people with Republican baseball caps.
@[email protected] I'm not sure why I used so many caps there. Well, no, I do: I had three glasses of wine and two cocktails at happy hour/dinner and now everything sparkles and is good.
There's a woman running in a special election for Kentucky legislature tonight and her name is Linda Belcher and I NEED SO MANY THINGS FROM THIS STORY. https://mastodon.social/media/Dcv7V8GUjeGBv7YRK5E