I wish there was an alternative to pdmenu in Debian. Honestly, though, the value of pdmenu had dropped since the move away from Debian Menus to that stupid standardized menu structure.
I've sort of wanted to roll my own Linux distribution for a while. The problem is that I also do NOT want to roll my own Linux distribution.
If I were to roll my own, though... I'd probably have to go with my "White Label OS" idea where I make it easy to adopt a custom theme for the entire OS...
Standard packages with generic functional names and generic icons.
At one point in my past, I used "francine" to let me have a login screen that featured an ASCII-art version of my face. I want to make that -- and more -- available to everybody.
You are a brand, so you may as well use a branded OS.