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The official Xyag Police kitter.
I will catch you.
ok look this is fun but i only have so much time i cannot keep this as active as it was. maybe i will still arrest some people (because lets be honest some of you need to be locked away). anyway im @minato have fun.
Which Sou are we arresting? Who knows, but by arresting one it technically means that they are all now arrested. One of the many reasons we have taken action though, is that at least one of them is a lying bitch. Did you really say that you have never masturbated in your life? We know that you are a horny motherfucker, Sou.
I also may or may not reveal who I am in the future. Although you already know who I am. My real name is literally Mr Xyag Police, it has been there for you to see the entire time.
I have a few arrests in mind for today, however I may not go through with them all. How exciting.
The only arrest for today. Ran has commited many crimes, however the most prominent ones include murdering Tori Himemiya, and pissing on Dr. Eggman's wife. Hate crimes such as this will not be tolerated on xyag, therefore I have prioritised her arrest over many others. Hopefully none of you will follow in her footsteps, but I will be watching.
Why are you people acting like you have killed me? You have no power over me. There is no possible way for you to do that.
Stop getting into discourse I will arrest you all.
Sonic wanted me to have a profile picture there you go you blue fuck.
I think I have arrested everyone for today. There is no point in arresting every single one of you at once as that would take away the fun. Sleep with one eye open.
I have realised that there are several more criminals than I originally thought. Life as a kin cop is difficult indeed.
I wish I got paid for this job.