> In Bulgaria they have a kitchen appliance called a chushkopek which roasts peppers. It beat out electricity, television, and brutalist apartment buildings to win a recent poll to determine the invention that most shaped 20th-century Bulgaria. Think about that the next time you sit down to eat a red pepper that you haven’t bothered roasting.

https://www.hilobrow.com/2023/07/06/ljutenca/

ChatGPT unintentionally funny as it reads two different ways:

Don’t mix body + stats unless you enjoy parsing pain

After following the river downstream for ten miles you discover an old barn

carefully, you walk up to the open door

"Hello?", you cry out

Silence

But something catches your eye. An olde machine...

You walk up to it. It's already running. Strange numbers pilfering through the dark edges of the screen

There is one button. You press it

"YOUR NEW INDIAN NAME IS tender-hearted-scratch"

The machine turns off. BOOM!!

COMING SOON TO THEATERS NEAR YOU
The Indian in the Cupboard
SUMMER 2027