Have you tried blaming video games or cartoons. Perhaps rap music is the culprit. Could be all that learning, I hear history can lead to an uncomfortable retrospective moment for some. Not enough clothing police, women wearing pants, men sporting skirts, kids in hoodies. Cannibal pizza restaurants, laser satellites or good air thieves.
Thankfully it's an easy fix.
Government approved and mandated prayer and the biggest walls the world has ever seen.
Oh and more guns!
You would think they'd be easier to spot.