alright folks I'm just gonna say: read the first letter of my tweets starting from the pinned tweet

more like the IOU caucus cause we're never gonna see it

san franitizer

san franitizer

notice how you never hear from that guy who said "cha cha cha" at the end of every line in the birthday song anymore? it's because we killed him. it needed to be done.

i don't know if anyone else has noticed this but the bible doesn't actually say that sinning is inherently "bad"

alright phoenix friends who wants to go to a concert with me on May 4th

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary