Banished Wish Dragon

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Recreationally turns into a snake
A violent psychopath without a psych degree
The Lovechild of Q*Bert and Space Invaders
pussy boy software designer
you can be an evil dickhead all you want, but once you're a laughing stock, it's the end.
very funny that elon getting ownt at a chapelle show is really kicking off the Great Migration
why is twitter a bunch of righty boomers complaining that nobody accepted their boomer ass definition of "shadow banning" right now?
who thought we needed a crash bandicoot moba?

Not to go all star wars nerd but this chart is hysterical

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All four characters are a variation on the Mary Sue trope.

A "Mary Sue" is a female protagonist who can overpower foes with ease -- but without the backstory to explain her personality, values, agenda, or those abilities.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JoshuaLisec/status/1598687251537567744

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“All four characters are a variation on the Mary Sue trope. A "Mary Sue" is a female protagonist who can overpower foes with ease -- but without the backstory to explain her personality, values, agenda, or those abilities.”

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if I weren't under such scrutiny for all that embezzlement, stealing office supplies might have actually been deemed funny

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@[email protected] @[email protected] You know, if Vic weren't under such scrutiny from all this BS for nearly 4 flipping years, this might have actually been deemed funny. Everyone would have gotten a big laugh & moved on. But b/c the opposition has NOTHING to use to justify their hatred, they'll reach for anything!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/StcFangirl/status/1600151423693385728

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“@ChrissieMayr @AlenaWidowVlogs You know, if Vic weren't under such scrutiny from all this BS for nearly 4 flipping years, this might have actually been deemed funny. Everyone would have gotten a big laugh & moved on. But b/c the opposition has NOTHING to use to justify their hatred, they'll reach for anything!”

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This is the funniest shit I ever read

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@[email protected] @[email protected] It’s one the largest drivers of economic activity to our state. Without it, the only other major event that’s as big of a draw are NASCAR races.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/cooljeanius/status/1599855025634758656

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“@adamkuphaldt @DrewSav It’s one the largest drivers of economic activity to our state. Without it, the only other major event that’s as big of a draw are NASCAR races.”

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Walked next door to get a sandwich and some guy dressed like a bougie cowboy is either eyefucking or staring me down
tech twitter treats GPT generating Hello World the way I treat my cat figuring out how to turn on a faucet