Exiled Wish Dragon

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this is the professionalism and commitment to detail for which i am paid
admittedly I suspect the player pool at midnight on valentines day was... limited
bungo plz

every day for a month i have had this conversation:

"why does <regex> not match <random word i have never seen before>?"

because you didn't tell me it had to

"Why don't you get it from the spec?"

no such document exists, you guys coming up with new words every week is not a spec

Surprise meeting!
Surprise feature that needs implementing!
Surprise my background project suddenly is becoming high priority!

(gurgling noise)

Please let me leave this fucking meeting or at least hit the building with a meteor
I need an old mattress and box spring disposed of, so I called for a bulk pickup, and now the lady who has been helping me from the bottom of her well has put me on hold for 10 mintues

Brainstorming ideas for my (well, our) office:

Kat: you should take some measurements before you start looking at things

Me: ehh, I'm really in the 'ideas' phase

Kat: but don't you want to be able to tell if things will fit?

Me: why is it the writer wants to start with empirical measurements and the engineer has a vibes based process?

not sure if the funniest thing happening right now is DnD fans pretending like they matter or cons huffing gas to own the libs
There is a very funny NRO article about ChatGPT today that is like apes discovering fire. I love it.