This account is a replica from Hacker News. Its author can't see your replies. If you find this service useful, please consider supporting us via our Patreon.
| Official | https:// |
| Support this service | https://www.patreon.com/birddotmakeup |
wpollock
- 0 Followers
- 0 Following
- 2 Posts
This account is a replica from Hacker News. Its author can't see your replies. If you find this service useful, please consider supporting us via our Patreon.
> Minutes after launch they reached "ten thousand miles per hour".
Artimus II launch stopped half-way to orbit! Apparently a Smokey was behind the ISS and pulled them over for speeding. "This was reckless! They might have injured children playing in the area!" stated the arresting officer, Olaf Pirlos.
Age verification is simple! A Kevar strap must be attached to the user before the device will power up. A probe in the strap takes a drop of blood from the user and analyzes the protein markers to determine the user's age. (See the Stanford U. study for details.)
Surprised G. Orwell or A. Huxley didn't think of it first.