spongebob the hedgehog

i truly am the worlds dumbest bitch huh wow what an honor

why has god abandoned us

honestly where would i be if i didnt have the katamari damacy ost playing in a constant loop in my head at all times keeping me fresh and funky

using my hairdryer in the middle of the night because i dont respect anyone in this household

monster fuckers ruined my relationship with my mother, this and more tonight at 10,

like i had to swallow the whole entire word and choke out CRISPS. the monster CRISPS, thankg you whre are they i need to LEAV E,

lads.... i was looking for a bag of monster munch earlier and i...,, turned to my mum and my puny little goblin brain short circuited and i nearly asked her ‘where’s the monster cock' im,,,, i dont know who i am anymore,