I guess the lightbulb is ace?

No u

I talked to a new yorker once but it was actually a man sized rat.

After I uncovered their ruse they scuttled away but not before grabbing a nearby busker and whisked them away to behind a dumpster.

Tf you mean “the one” weird thing?

Except…

Republicans are the most consistent voters… You can set your watch to it.

They’re getting exactly what they want.

Why didn’t I stop reading…

My ps4 died and so I upgraded to ps4 emulator.

Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.

I don’t need full features. Just give me intellisense and I’m gold.

"If you choose not to be a business owner…*

“Accepting the conditions of your employer”

You can tell they want to say “I own you” so fucking badly.