Dave Strider 

@[email protected]
585 Followers
59 Following
10.8K Posts

Hey what's up it's Dave™.

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21 | He/Him | ID as Dave (even if it says Dirk)

 Thief of Heart  | Neurodivergent | 🏳️‍🌈 Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈

Siblings: @residentlesbian, @Absconders, and apparently @karkatvantas

I love to role play, but also I just post whatever is on my mind. Sometimes I'm an ass. Don't take it to heart.

If I owe you an apology, honestly, get in line.

Discordask for it
Snapchatcryptirx :verified:
Tellonymhttps://tellonym.me/wilderstrider :verified:
TwitterBANNED.
Dave Strider May 15, 2020
*puts kid in time out*
"if I let you go back in there are you gonna behave?"
"*shrugs*"
WELL I'LL LET YOU SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT IT A LITTLE MORE THEN.
Dave Strider May 15, 2020
lmaaooo im kinda glad im not dead too. im glad youre not dead either
Dave Strider May 15, 2020
<3
Dave Strider May 15, 2020
whats up mom blowin up my notifs
Dave Strider May 15, 2020
HOLY HELL
Dave Strider May 15, 2020
whats up yall
Dave Strider Apr 16, 2020
recently listening to the magnus archives and finding out im kinnie
Dave Strider Apr 16, 2020
anyway this roleplay im doing currently has 2 million words and is spread over 6 separate google docs
Show threadDave Strider Apr 16, 2020
me: is... are there ALMONDS in this???
mom, casually: yeah
me:
Dave Strider Apr 16, 2020
im allergic to tree nuts and my mom gave me a piece of chocolate with almonds in it