Time to spin this great record

Me preparing for a drive to the office:

Who doesn’t like Goth girls?

Someone hiked two miles then decided to be an idiot

Found on the Falls Lake Trail.

Go home Edward III, you’re drunk

Just glad I can still listen to ABBA

I had to gently tell the people in front of me that yes, indeed, they should clean up their spilled Starbucks instead of waiting an hour and half to forget to clean it up.