Britt

@whineosaur
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she's messy but she's kind. married to @liveonthesun

yesterday started with scheduling euthanasia for marcy

today started with breakfast on the porch with b, and then i checked the mail and got 1) a $300 check and 2) a surprise letter from my best friend

I woke up. Saw a video of Oliver Stark (white tv firefighter) on the treadmill, got mad about how strong he is, then went to tiktok and the first thing I see is Alex fucking Wong, got more mad, begrudgingly decided to exercise GROSS and then spent 15 minutes looking for a sports bra absolutely pissed because I barely want to do this in the FIRST PLACE and now I’m going to the gym but not even the good one I pay for, the shitty one in my building, bc I wasted too much time looking for the bra
Do you know how in family matters Steve would sometimes go into the machine and he would become Stefan and he’d be all sexy and different. Sometimes I wish I could do that but I would come out of the machine buff and chubby like one of my firefighters. No I don’t care to examine that
Either everyone gets free pelvic floor therapy OR we all accept piss kinks into our lives. I’m not sure there’s a third option
Anyway it's enough to make a girl wanna join crossfit
When the firefighters do incredible feats of strength I get body envy. Not gender envy and also not literal body envy like I do not want to look like Oliver Stark but I do want to be big and strong and not tired all the time. Maybe it IS gender envy, idk. I wanna be so so so big and strong??? What the fuck is that about
We discovered Ancient Ruins in an urban forest. The k must have stood for king, he says. (It stands for Kirkwood)
anyway if you want to just turn off your brain i highly recommend the stupid firefighter procedural. everything is so dumb about it. i cry every episode
it's been a weird year of realizing i am significantly less picky about gender, sexuality wise, than i previously thought, and a lot of that has made me absolutely insane about *********** in a way that i have never been before but maybe should have seen coming
i've been ignoring about 90% of politics and just have whitelisted things i care about (education, environment) that won't hurt me directly (like lgbtq stuff -- can't handle it) so my internet experience right now is me like twirling my hair and giggling over big handsome strong men or yelling about yellowjackets, and meanwhile rebecca is always checking bluesky where it's a soup of darkness