Feels like every month I completely forget and then have to relearn how to write.

@MollyNoise yeah

@MollyNoise Damn it, what about banshees and ghouls? There’s gotta be SOME phantasms that these boys have a shot with

I’ve figured out the answer to how the left should prevent young men from turning to people like Andrew Tate: we need to create our own manosphere influencers who’ll teach boys that in order to be real men they need to learn to hunt ghosts

Mastodon, more like methadone (I deleted twitter from my phone)

My 65 year old uncle just called and asked me if he could come to any New Year’s Eve parties with me and also if I had molly

Greatest genius of our time

How I’m going into 2023