Allen Weisselberger

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Professional super villain escaped from NYPD custody.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 31, 2023

Paging Dr. Kissinger
Paging Dr Kissinger. Doctor?
Paging Dr. Rice, Dr. Condi Rice?
Dr. Gorka, we have a code blue!
Dr. Ellis, we’ll take your word for it.
Dr. Immanuel?
Dr. Falwell?
Dr. Peterson?
Dr. Santos?

Physicians, heal thyselves and leave @[email protected] be.

Allen WeisselbergerJan 31, 2023
Sebastian Gorka can't call himself DOCTOR until his alma mater is accredited.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 31, 2023
Remember that one time he looked at the sun and then like 70 million other people probably looked at the sun because he did? Well that was pretty much it for us.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 31, 2023
Boss is afraid the EPA will investigate his emissions.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 30, 2023
I see Andrew Yang is not in the Super Bowl again.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 30, 2023
Yet again, Alice doesn't get the D.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 30, 2023
In my defense, it wasn't a prison riot so much as collectivization to seize the means of production.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 29, 2023
When will Congress address the systemic mass incarceration of Caucasian accountants?
Allen WeisselbergerJan 29, 2023
I tunnel faster than the Boring Company.
Allen WeisselbergerJan 29, 2023
The George Santos biopic is based on a true story.