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I have migrated. See display name for new address.

it's me, the Spider Queen.

Portland-area enby girl, literally a goddess.

love me, worship me, boost me.

pronounsshe/her, they/them
pronouncedKEER-aa

my kief catcher has caught a good bit of kief.

Cool.

I showered and shaved and am pretty.
a sunbeam boy

Of course J. Jonah Jameson hates Spider-Man and leverages the Daily Bugle against him.

How do newspapers and spiders typically interact in the real world?

Harold, they're lesbians.
selfie
meet me at the corner of apathetic and stoned; we'll take a nap there.
gonna migrate again, to monstrous.church, sometime...
a very purry kitty,
he wanted to be closer to me, so he came up onto the desk,
he's such a good good boy.
....
...no?