Mark Watson

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A lunatic bought Twitter and ran it into the ground so I'm here. I'm that comedian and writer your mum likes. I will soon be curating a large festival of online shows. #comedy

This is on my mind - a new series of my Radio 4 show. Six episodes. Lots of, you know, standup and messing around. Also music. Also some talented guests to say the absolute least. Find it on the actual radio, or online, or just sense that it's happening and take satisfaction from that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07r24n6

BBC Radio 4 - Mark Watson Talks a Bit About Life

Mark Watson attempts to answer the big questions and make sense of life.

BBC

Hello. I'm doing a series of my Radio 4 show again. You know how I do this sort of thing. It often seems to come in the background when you're cooking dinner, and you usually leave it to play out. You can get free tickets, here, to the actual recordings and you won't have to do dinner while it's happening (in fact, there will be very limited facilities for doing that). Please come if you like the sound of it!

https://tinyurl.com/lovelyradioshow

Lost in TV - Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life

Free tickets to your favourite television and radio shows from Lost in TV

Presumably on here you're not meant to say terrible indiscreet things around this time of night, then delete them? That's what we used to do in the old place, but it feels better-behaved on Mastodon.
I'm very open to any or all advice from people who know how to use Mastodon. I feel like a boy at a new school not knowing any of the teachers' names, where the toilets are, whether Chris is going to beat me up or is actually angling for a friendship etc. I'm just sitting here fiddling with my pencil case (not a euphemism). But a lot of us are new so I'll share any pointers I get. Thank you!
Want to feel old? This is clippy, the Microsoft paperclip now

@watsoncomedian

yes please do follow me.

Tis quite a lonely empty vaccuum where i dont get how to communicate.

A bit like Wigan but more vowels....

Could you please reboot, boost or jiggle this tootification of the Stag inn in Wigan so people know they can see iffy northern art most days on here......as currently i'm tweeting... sorry tooting into empty space

#Ff #NorthernArt

If you're the sort of person I might like to follow, please make yourself known to me. I'm not completely sure how to go about finding people. God, don't we get a lot of characters on here! I've got room to just stick some nonsense at the end. My English professor taught me the phrase 'the game's not worth the candle', to mean something is just not worth the effort it demands. I have NEVER heard it again. Like, even now I've got 70 left. Extraordinary.
Let's see if anyone sees this, then.