"My weener slipped while I was cutting it." #NoContext @tschulte

So I bought @tschulte a bag of chips, some sweedish Berries, and some Philidelphia Cream cheese and dill pickle dip for her birthday. That's how fat people show that we care, we buy people food! lol

"Miyah, please put your head back in the bedroom and finish your dinner." #StrangeThingsParentsSay @tschulte

Don't fart because you want to, fart because you need to. #NoContext @tschulte

Our daughter won her class spelling bee yesterday. @tschulte and I are proud of our bear!

My kid is watching Youtube Kids and someone on a channel that she was watching said something about a foot long hot dog from Sonic. Man I miss the States. I haven't had Sonic in a very long time. Now I'm hungry for a foot long chillidog.

Imagine my surprise when I went to open tweesecake on my laptop to find that my shortcut for it had been deleted.

For those of you who have me on Telegram, I don't use it on the phone anymore. The IOS version of the app has taken a serious dump and no longer is a viable communication option. If you have to catch me on a mobile capable app, use what's app. If you don't have me there it's for a good reason.

So I was getting ready to go and pick Miyah up from school about 3 weeks ago, and Langdon turned his head away from the harness. That's a sign to me, and so I contacted the school, and as of November 3, 2025, Langdon will be going back to New York and start his retirement. It's a new chapter in my life, and one that I embrace knowing that he has worked hard and given me his best for the last 6 years. A bitter sweet moment to be sure, but one that every dog user comes to know and except.