@garfiald I simply reabsorb the urine into my body, eliminating the need to piss altogether. my doctors keep going on about “sepsis”, but I know they’re just jealous they still have to use restrooms

@alana FOSS nerds prefer things that are hard to use out of some sense of superiority they feel when they finally figure it out and in the same breath bemoan that no one uses FOSS and everyone prefers the closed source privately funded alternative that hired one UI/UX person and a graphic designer.

@jez Sean Swain, an anarchist prisoner held in Ohio’s supermax. He writes, makes zines, and records mini audio essays. https://seanswain.noblogs.org

@curtblanshan thank you!

@curtblanshan yeah, it’s an old laptop that had vista and Ubuntu on it but I decided to delete the windows