@vrek

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Question for Amazon delivery drivers... I ordered a bag of dog food with a delivery date of mid next week. On Amazon app, it's still waiting to be "shipped". Makes sense so far except it was already delivered and I received it. How is this possible?
@alice I'm not local but will be willing to offer my piss for this...
@HakeemG @FritzAdalis I would like Walmart to have jury duty...
@ericjames her instructions were like "as you pass 711 light a smoke, when it's about half burned take the next left"... It was difficult to follow
@ericjames @goaty back in the 2000s I used to know a person who measured driving distance in cigarettes...
@Kristine shit... Now I have to learn a prayer...
@Kristine I wouldn't follow my advice... Wait most Christians don't follow their own advice... Does this make me Christian?
@Kristine glad you took it well. I was worried that you thought I was trying to advise you on your first sentence.
@Kristine sorry if I caused you distress... I was playing off the poll and thought that would be a worse unsolicited advice, I should have been clearer in my original message
@Kristine to be clear, I don't believe that. I was saying that's the worst unsolicited advice you could get