@vortex

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Gargron: Hello, Jack.
Jack: Who are you?
Gargron: I am the Author. I created the Mastodon. I’ve been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably CEO. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
Twitter had the Fail Whale, what's Mastodon going to have? :p

One more time, welcome to all my #infosec peeps.

I came here for the culture which is not twitters culture. No companies, no jerks, no personal brands, no ironic accounts.

Be nice, be real, or please leave. And remember this is an open source product running on the 1 dev's personal server.

Don't complain and please give the dude some $$$

Toot.