tessie 

@vorap@garlic.social
101 Followers
206 Following
1.9K Posts
2[] year old girlthing working as an SRE / automation specialist / developer.
recreational and professional computer toucher, occasional music creator

server maid at
https://garlic.social
please give it headpats


alt account:
@vorap@blahaj.zone
this unit has ADHD so its posts will most likely be all over the place.

always looking for more friends. follow reqs welcome but are subject to vibe check, that means there has to be a vibe to check (a few posts and a bio filled out is probably enough of a vibe to get accepted)


This one uses third person pronouns to refer to itself, sometimes it doesn't.
it's probably going to settle on something at some point. It would prefer if it was referred to by "that [one|unit|girl]", "it" or by its designated identifier ("tess") instead of using "you"

please let it know if you feel like it has missed a CW or done something wrong!

pfp made by a friend <3

Profile Picture Alt text: A drawing of tessie, a girl with curly hair, some of it tied up in a bun and the rest hanging down behind its ears.

Banner Alt text: a photo of a bunch of cats, each with a green box around them, and a label above each box saying "Tessie".

(dm this one the word 'bread')

#nobot (unless you're sentient, then very much yesbot ​​) #noindex #nobridge
pronounsit/its | she/her
languagesEnglish, Swedish
matrixDM me
discordyeah, sadly
Happy birthday @ellie@yearning.gay !!

(Its thermia :p)
Okay so thermia just busted its phone on the parents bathroom floor, the screen is fullt broken, all passwords as well as discord account is locked behind 2fa and there’s no physical sim
This account doesnt have a randomized passwoed so thermia was able to get in, it has borrowed a phone from father

We’ll see how it fixes it, either a new phone or trying to find a place that can repair the old one
Instinctively opening outlook on this phone and being confused by all these mails about work projects its never been assigned to, pausing for a few moments, then realizing that this is dads work phone and that we don’t even work for the same companies
Showing drama trial, dj re:code and underscores to its musically inclined parents! super interesting discussions /pos
Boosts appreciated
The state of the phone ​
The state of the phone ​
E-sim is the bane of its existence right now

Being able to receive texts on a MacBook will be its rescue when it gets home
Boosts appreciated
This is highly inconvenient