hey i’m at [email protected] now

”this [x] fucks” is just the online way to say “this isn’t your mamas [x]”

my gosh debrah, this casserole fucks

btw @ non latines, latine is preferred to latinx

you all know tommy wiseau is on mastodon btw?

take my shoes off, and, i cannot stress this enough, throw them in the lake

i've never been a big fiddler on the roof fan but even as a kid i understood that there was something incredibly meaningful about golde sweeping the floors before being forced to leave her home

one of my big life motivations is making it to my 69th birthday