Hello mastodon dot social. I am super hard at work this Friday morning.

I took an OS update (stupid, I know) and now the key combination alt+right causes the screen to lock. And I can't google it because fucking nazis are making a comeback. #2018InANutshell

Great, now I have to track down an envelope and a stamp because in 2018 we still have to use dead trees to file an insurance claim.

Got my new headphones like

If you, like me, find yourself constantly killing dbeaver when it freezes up, well today is your lucky day! I don't have time to make dbeaver suck less, but I *did* have time to write a cleverly named alias. =D

Is everyone ready for the annual DST Fall Back Carmageddon Extravaganza?

check out this sweet new command in redis v5

the saddest commit message

When you've never been anywhere close to China and you find a single yuan in your back pocket.