if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head

men don't get enough love on my account. men, you are beautiful and I love you (unless you are a Straight Man ™️ - you know the kind)

Click the picture. I beg you. I caught him mid stretch.

Me leaving my therapist sobbing uncontrollably: ✌️✌️✌️ see u next week babe