"waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it"

bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

So... if I'm following this correctly, a week ago Elon ended remote work and said everyone needs to come into the office.

Then he demands that by end of day today employees sign a "I'm hardcore" oath, which less than 50% signed.

And now... he's shut down all the offices that he demanded everyone come back to for a few days in order to officially fire everyone who didn't sign?