Keep the month names the same but name the 13th “Smarch”.

Bubbles are read top to bottom (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

Dammit, Bobby!

The cat, is it alive or dead? ALIVE OR DEAD! youtu.be/p5y0l3kJADo

What is the last KDE you tried? Plasma is SO good, right out of the box.

Come to think of it, we do say “tuna fish sandwich”, but we also say “tuna salad sandwich”.

The part where she wants to kill all humans, like if Bender were plant-based.

“I give you happy poopy time!”

Brother, may I have some loops?

Jeez, this is neat information but whoever edited that article approved absolute garbage. I’ve seen better command of the English language from 3rd graders.