Are the girls back from going wild yet
Bummer T. Vibes 
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers but has anyone ever told you they were going to prog rock your world?
geekystevenWhen astronaut Michael Collins took his family to Disney World he dropped them off, then hung out in the parking lot until they were ready to go home.
Annie in ProgressHoping my Toot well doesn't run dry. Teet well is a last resort.
If a toot has a bunch of retoots but no likes, I’m not gonna be the one to break rank.
Julie Lavender MenaceThe day after His birth-
"Look at this manger! It's mangled! The manager is going to be pissed that I let those people throw a party in here last night."
Wizard O'Awes ☘️According to commercials, people with Plaque Psoriasis are having the time of their lives and I'm here with normal skin all bored and shit.
Staff Chief of JointsI dunno, man. If I was facing 91 criminal counts, I'd be making peace with the fact that my ass is gonna see the inside of a jail cell pretty soon. But sure, call a press conference or whatever.
Thunderous Prophet 🦕Dear Movie Reviewers: They're not all equal. The dialog in the Jason Statham action flick may be stunted, sure, but the car chases in Tom Stoppard-penned movies suck.