missed u

Obama juuls

BACA

Always comforting to see that a kid I used to bully grew into a well-adjusted, non-shitty person. Like damn I must have been doing something right

y'all is short for "yes, billionaires, we really are going to take it all"

wil wheaton needs to get wil beaten at mario kart

anyone wanna hit summa this

Hmm something must be wrong here, I’m not seeing the same weird phrase repeated in every single toot. Y’all okay?

Donkey....bong?

I fucking hate this :(