all the daedric princes: did you fucking snatch up at the last dragonborn as your immortal champion without asking the rest of us. you know they promised their soul to like ALL of us right
hermaeus mora:
y'all still watching stephens universe?? when its almost 2019???
BOOST AND ILL KINASSIGN YOU A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CHARACTER
berrypoos would anyone like to play jackbox
for context: back in the pre-alpha kid era thats what the fandom universally agreed was grandpa harley’s name
im about to severely date myself as a h*mestuck fan watch
hass “the flame” harley
THE CHRISTMAS HAUL
-weighted blanket
-mordenkainen’s tome of foes (dnd book)
-smash bros, mario kart, katamari
-new set of joycons
-bunch of new sketchbooks
-warm wool socks
-big set of bath products (lavender scented)
-the crown jewel, NEW FUCKING LAPTOP
CHIQUITITA YOU AND I KNOOOOOOOOOW
i know im a lightweight bcuz it took only one and a half glasses of champagne before i was singing chiquitita at the top of my lungs while my entire extended family watched
i have clonclided that i am a ligjyweigjt