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Often described as a little ball of farts and anxiety. Generally expect shitposts, riffs on popular songs, and low-to-mid tier puns.
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NPR Voice: "The time is now sixty-nine minutes after four-twenty, hash tag blaze it. Now here's All Things Considered."

Someone on my team mentioned a service running at an "inappropriate time" and of course the first thing my brain popped up with was "oh yea like 09:11?"

LE GROAN

People who work in IT be like

prosh to pud

To be fair, that doesn't really seem to be a structurally sound way to construct an entire city. I bet in 10 years it's just riddled with sinkholes
We built this city on cock and hoooooole
Mutually Assured Distraction

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...

Ministry ~ Stigmata (live, ICYDFLSU)
#togoty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44KkEHYsdQ

Ministry - Stigmata - (LIVE)

YouTube
You're in her DMs
She's in yer mom
I'm just the messenger
Ah shit I misunderstood and ended up prodding to push yesterday.
More like 20,000 Licks Under the Sea