Prof. Velexi Raptor-Blobpats

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professor of dinosaur necromancy at the university of shit.
has "the strongest lesbian energy on the site... like a super saiyan lesbian"
lesbianalways and forever
age20
pronounsshe/her
i have a blog!https://crateredland.blogspot.com
hi local! i'm at @velexiraptor now!
the seductive siren song of instances with more than 8 custom emojis and 1 emoji alphabet

@anna oh that's much better

considering moving much more strongly now tbh, berries is pretty adamant that they won't be transparent about off-instance silencing/suspensions and while that's fine as a moderation decision it doesn't fit with how i want to use the platform

Sir, this is my technical support lesbian
hierarchy of amber needs
considering graduating berries high school 2 years late and applying to knzk university
*sound of cheese being loudly extruded from a cheese extrusion machine* is gonna be my new ringtone as soon as i find out what that sounds like
busy getting a pentacle tattooed around my junk to summon a demon into my pelvis for Reasons
here cums the bride
here cums the other bride
they're literally fucking at the altar and everyone is clapping
no matter how unproductive or crappy your day is, remember you at least aren't playing league of legends