Nope. She’s off too. And now we all sit in silence; “did that really happen” Next time I’ll begin giving someone adjacent to them entirely contradictory advice and see what she does.
Her: “it’s not your fault”
Me (to friend) loudly “it’s all your fault”

Coat is on and she (client) is leaving. CoffeeShopTherapist remains.

Nope. Therapist just poured another cup of tea from her thermos which she presumably brought in with her. Strap in. Double session.

Seems like we’re wrapping up.

She just said “it is a deeply destructive BIG something” very loudly while running her hands through her hair. We are all stunned.

“You justify it because of your perfectionism”

In face I need to have words with whomever gave this person a qualification

This therapist is love bombing all over the shop.