varx - social alt

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Alt of @varx -- less tech talk on this account, maybe.
pronounshe/they
languages📖 en, es; ✍️ en, ~es
Since cybre.space will be shutting down, I encourage people to follow my alt at @varx which is probably where I'll do most of my posting (instead of just half of it).
Finally someone who does #linkedin right.

everyone: lol the world is so weird and dumb why is there green goop and huge crushing things everywhere

me, a genius: the world is a masterclass of unfriendly design, the game is a dark as hell comedy where nothing makes sense and every new challenge you see has a newer, baffling reality to it, the world is crumbling around you and you feel like the only sane person even as you go insane, and this is communicated mostly through level design

OK, I may have taken a few liberties, but this is actually a pretty weird set of ingredients.

Active: Salicylic acid. Comes from willows and whatnot, pain reliever, but makes the outer layer of skin fall off more easily. Pain reliever, and the basis for aspirin.

And then it has camphor, castor oil, ethanol, ethyl ether, and nitrocellulose.

Nitrocellulose is guncotton/flash paper. Explosive/flammable. Mix it with camphor (a weird smelly plant resin) and you get a sort of plastic and can make movie film and guitar picks and billiard balls out of it if you don't mind them burning/exploding. Alcohol is probably in there as a solvent for the camphor.

Castor oil and ether, I could make some guesses, but they'd probably be wrong.

This wart remover is apparently made of:

- Movie film (the flammable kind)
- Pain reliever / skin dissolver
- Tree wax
- Vodka
- Ether
- Laxative

time to order up a few hundred rolls of stickers
like, of the toxic water contaminants possible, arsenic is definitely among the most romantic. there is no mystique to fecal coliform bacteria

Boy! It sure has been a busy day of...

<checks quarterly goals>

..."optimizing sticky eyeballs down the viral funnel." Haha, business!

every day carry. heres my every day carry. i carry my keys wallet phone. keys are VERY important - help you get into your house. wallet has a few things in it. for example money. very useful, easier than keeping it in your pocket. and the phone. i think its an apple phone. i put the keys and wallet in my right pocket and the phone in my left pocket. thats my every day carry. i hope it inspires you to see what you can do with your # hashtag Every day carry
I'm proudest of "sweating-robot" and "popcorn-fire".