I was reading your comments thinking, it wasn’t that bad guys. One quick google search revealed I was thinking about the 2021 movie and had completely blocked all memory of the 2016 one. You’re spot on, it was atrocious!
Choose sign in with work or school
Domain join instead
Enter a local admin username
Leave the password field blank (it’ll skip the security questions)
No to everything else
Once on desktop, set password with CTRL ALT DEL
You can VNC to the printer to access the control panel. I do remote support and it’s a life saver when trying to troubleshoot / test scanning by functions
“This has been a good day. I’ve eaten 5 times, slept 6 times and made lots of things mine. Tomorrow, I’m gonna see if I can’t have sex with something! Aow! Yeah!”