LastPass: "We got hacked (again), and pretty sure they got encrypted customer vaults, metadata, phone numbers and our source code & network maps. But it would take *millions* of years to crack. Also, they're likely brute-forcing your vaults with any previous leaked creds."

Reporters: Is that true? "Millions" of years??

Cryptographers: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales deeply, holds ribcage that are aching from exertion* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

https://blog.lastpass.com/2022/12/notice-of-recent-security-incident/