To shreds you say…

That’s a water ostrich.

I like they way it says “at least”, implying it’s a good start…

Yeah i do this all the time, so this would be a useful addition

How could anyone have seen this coming?

This is taking too long.

Absolutely correct, same principle applies to lots of other areas too. Such as food supply.

Complete mystery, I guess we’ll never know.

In my mind I have now, unfortunately…

No!