Reduxed To Tears

@unearthedcat
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The Polar ExpressionistsTrain car from The Polar Express with Expressionist painters as passengers
I can’t keep up with sunscreen technology.
Remember way back when musical instruments were being invented? Like every week there was something new. A guitar? Cool. A flute? Wow! What’s next? And then they were all like, that’s it. That’s all of them. We’re done. Y’all go on home now.
Life is...
@[email protected] Is it Hanatarash?
I'm holding out for Gwarbie
What if Mr. Beast made everybody read the same book?
Only six months until
It's been said before by better than me but maybe tax assholes like Harlan Crow and Leonard Leo at a rate where they won't have the fucking money to buy Supreme Court justices and senators and whole fucking statehouses. You know, the kind of money NOBODY should actually have because that's the exact thing people with that much money do.
A: "Knock, knock."
B: "Who's there?"
A: "Control freak—NOW YOU SAY, 'Control freak who?'"