the fireworks are over and Public Domain Day is upon us.

so it looks like the counter-environmentalist position is no longer "climate change is a hoax", but has become "you're a fucking pussy if you DON'T destroy the planet as fast as possible"

the most damning indictment of how the Simpsons has run for too long: we haven't had a third full episode with Danny DeVito playing Homer's half-brother.

So now I'm in a world where MLB umpires are still wearing the logo of an insolvent crypto exchange on television watched by millions every day, while guys who react to memes on Reddit are voluntarily taking full responsibility for not doing their research on a sponsor.

a few days ago Stable Diffusion straight up created a Willy Wonka meme for me. I was using the 1.5 checkpoint, seed 2498163530, CFG scale 7.

i actually feel like kind of a dork being on mastodon.social, even though it's exclusive and proves I was here before it was cool. i wonder if I should switch to one of those niche instances.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's a good chance that before Twitter actually disappears, there will be a catastrophic security breach of some kind. I'll be deleting my account tomorrow night.

Ten years ago I mostly used Twitter to dump my Foursquare check-ins, so my friends could know where I was, because I still thought of Twitter as a place to share, and of the Internet as a tool that brought people together. A lot can happen in ten years.

hey I still have an account here. but my brain has atrophied and I have nothing to say anymore