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Does it grant magic penis, or does it contain magic penis?

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the potential to anally expel gas on land, in the air and whilst at sea *within a single day*

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So you're basically paying to not get 10 mins healthy exercise

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child dressed head to toe in ska outfit shouting "it's not a phase!" at very heavy metal parents

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polish your brass in a washing machine

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Never sanded brass in a laundrette before

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reminder of duke nukem's whizzle tits

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When I get back after next week, there’s going to be some serious Pants Time

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"content profile" is their name for their anus

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where your comfort meets everyone elses discomfort