to date I'm only aware of one piece of media that features a character with a butt laser and I think that's a shame

here on mastodon, some folks like to mass-produce toots -- and there ain't nothin' wrong with that! but here at @tyzbit we like to slow down and take our time to craft bespoke artisanal toots by hand like they use to do so long ago. we might not make hundreds of toots a day, but the toots we do make are made with love, care and pride. we know you can get your toots anywhere but we're honored and humbled you choose to get them from us.

man, nerds make me laugh sometimes

all I want in life is pizza that is half as delicious as the pizza in TMNT looked

imagine containerizing your workloads. #kubernetes? pathetic. if you're not rawdoggin your apps on an AS400 you are a fraud and a scoundrel.

breaking: bad stuff is happening. for more, lets go to our correspondent in the field:

live life so fully that people stuff money in your statue's buttcrack

when "don't kill civilians" is a hot take