@SuricrasiaOnline hello! I have a book I would like to submit to your online library for consideration...

im back (id lost my password)

Law and Hors d’Oeuvres

panties with “this machine kills fascists” on the front

person A: *farts*
person B: dear lord that smells bad. whyyyyy
person A: FART FOR FART’S SAKE

sometimes, you age slightly, and you realize that if you were ever given the ability to shapeshift things you'd immediately get carried away growing extra arms and tails and ears and heads and legs and basically become some kind of bodypart hoarder. it is human nature to want infinite limbs

An rpg that's themed around intrigue among aspirant nobles in the fish god's court. It's called Dudgeon and Dagon

"you cannot match my unmanned cavalry" *it's literally just some wild horses*

the wikipedia article on ladybugs specifically mentions that human children tend to like them a lot? and i just, you know that movie gimmick where young human children and human babies can somehow mysteriously communicate with dogs and cats... well, that's projection by adult humans! it's actually ladybugs. slowly domesticating baby humans

where are you on the political krampus?