*Opening this app like the rusted door of a long-forgotten vault* Twitter is down

Gonna post something on here that isn't just a joke about Mastodon or "tooting" real soon. Watch this space.

If I follow you on Twitter but don't follow you here lmk

Twitter is cancelled and that's the tea, sister

The only version of this meme that I will allow on Mastodon

Mastodon is a social network for getting follows from people you know from Twitter.

Mastodon moderators are being unconscionable ballbreakers.

Let me know if I follow you somewhere else and I'll follow you here...on Old Elephant