Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Shorts and a t shirt - t shirt has to be long enough to go past my shorts so I don’t get air on my back and crack. I despise pants.

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.