*flop*
Blep.
I think I am far too anxious a person for all the options Mastodon has. Like how I can't stick with a Linux distro for more than a month tops.
Not to say this isn't way better than Other Places, but man, Anxiety.
The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital
Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves